#wet meow meow edition

[officialdaydreamer00]

[BUSTS DOWN THE DOOR]

SUP BESTIE IM HERE TO CONTRIBUTE SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL WAREFARE-

You. know em! You love em! Itssssss---- it's idia I'm requesting idia. I would like an x "biter". We all know bro can't handle kisses in public so what if we straight up just fucking bite his arm instead?

Also part 3 of the thing you know what i mean

i am crying and kicking my feet at the same time this is ur fault

reader is not yuu, reader is gender neutral, mentions of blood

man will fucking screech at you the first time you bite him

why did you bite him????? what'd you do that for????

will flinch every time your teeth meet his skin. you don't even need to bite for him to jolt. dramatic ass.

eventually, he gets used to it. still flinches a bit when you bite him.

biting him in public? oh that's a different story.

his systems will malfunction and his soul will evaporate instantly.

and now you have a colossal sized body to drag back to ignihyde.

in the confines of his room however, he's gonna be plotting his revenge on you.

those shark teeth aren't just for show, bestie. his bites will indent your skin, some are hard enough to draw blood (those are usually accidents)

likes gnawing on your shoulders to focus on his gaming. this sometimes leads to him biting too hard, as mentioned above.

in conclusion: you bite him in public, he bites you in private.

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reblogs are very appreciated!!

[usernyoom]

03/11/23, Sao Paulo - Daniel Ricciardo prepares to participate in qualifying for the 2023 Brazilian Grand Prix

📸 by Rudy Carezzevoli (edited)

[footballandshit]

[stormyoceans]

what do you mean this isn't how this scene went

[dreamerdrop]

Dahlia, my black-hearted beloved and beloathed.

[allmyandroids]

HE IS JUST LIKE ME FR 💕💖

[jfcbrahms]

Please 😣😣😣

[leondaltons]

I have been working on Mia's character playlist independently of Rotten Grace during my little free time (aka when i commute between home-work-university), and my god, they truly have issues™

[pelipper]

all hot jersey girls know this secret phrase, "20 cash regular"

[footballandshit]

[taifenggg]

I want to give Mammon the most creamiest, wet, sloppy, vile, life-changing, universal, heaven sent, astonishing, amazing, beautiful, legs trembling, sweaty, legs spreading, toe curling, voice breaking, sheet gripping, “do it harder", "treat me like an animal", down-bad, wonderful, spectacular, miraculous, heavenly, barking, meowing, "where did myself respect go?", unique, jaw dropping, majestic, magnificent, drop-dead gorgeous, stunning, mind blowing, perfect, straight up, perfection, brilliant glowing, fabulous, stunning again, splendid, phenomenal, once in a lifetime, breath taking, extraordinary, excellent, better than average, snarling, growling, on my knees, mouth foaming staggering, bewildering, astounding, awesome, sensational, prodigious, stupendous, remarkable, marvelous, thrilling, exciting, wondrous, taken back, shocking, wide eyes, speechless, awestruck, thunderstruck, love struck, blown away, pleasing, alluring, irresistible, "bark for me", graceful, elegant, divine, ravishing, lovely, charming, breedable, spunky, cute, aesthetically pleasing, "get on your knees for me", delightful, beauteous, exquisite, man moaning asf, super, dazzling, harder, delicious, appealing, mind bending, whimper causing, tongue twisting, bed breaking, corrupting, spank me, choke me, hit me, pull my hair, deepthroating, mascara dripping, "go faster", "yes daddy", bite me, dick throbbing, teeth shattering, eye rolling, eye watering, ass clenching, drooling from the mouth, mind blogging, sheet gripping, hip thrusting, dressing up as a maid if they want, wist slowly then fastly moving up and down, "I can't hold back any longer", twitching, lips biting, back arching, begging for more, sucking till it's dry, startling and weakening head ever.

BRO??????

I feel like you just sent me the "no lube, no protection" paragraph that people put on those Gojo edits LMAO

im stealing this thanks nonnie

[darkshrimpemotions]

@butch-pyrate So true bestie and also, what's more romantically heroic than being saved by the pathetic wet dog you thought had died several scenes ago?

indestructible little fucker (affectionate)

[nemainofthewater]

Have they committed crimes?

Yes, so many. SO MANY.

Are they still my special little meow meow, sopping wet, should be allowed to commit MORE crimes?

Also yes.

By the nature of the poll, this is highly subjective - please feel free to nominate your own crime-filled blorbos if mine don't tickle your fancy! It is entirely possible for the write in candidates to win (looking at you DMBJ fandom) so feel free to coordinate, cooperate, and get your characters to the finish line!

Please do be civil though - lift your own meow meow up, don't put other meow meow down.

Have fun everyone!

Write-ins, propaganda, and images are welcome!

[n0tamused]

✧ ˚ ·After the war..

A/n: meow

Contents: angst, fem reader, character death, inspired by the poem included here from the 1939, have fun reading

Words: 552

Your hands shake around the yellowed and hardened paper, previously dry spots being marked by the wetness of your tears now. Not even hearing your own cries, your mind can only focus on the swimming letters that bubble up to your lash line and over your eyes, taunting you like giants and beasts your beloved used to tell you about. 

Faded lights fall in broken leaflets through the window as the sun outside kisses the surroundings mountains, the glass itself broken at the edge.

‘When the war is over,’.. you read again, fighting the urge to choke as you manage to catch each letter from the corners of your tears so you can put them back together, drinking in the familiar handwriting like it is the finest liquor. If you could, you would drink away whatever remained of your life with the contents of this letter, if only you could, but you can’t, and you make yourself read the following words..

‘we’ll get married and the earth will grow flowers like you’, the next line reads, the ink heavy in a few spots and you can imagine Jiyan sitting at some dirty, broken camp, writing the letter with an old quill that spills ink rather than write with it. He is surrounded by huddled men that trust him, that keep following him even if it means following him to the ends of the planet to eradicate this enemy that threatens them all. The smell is heavy from the campfire, and the coals are a roaring red and orange, sending blazes of flames licking up at the midnight sky. He can vividly see the pots of flowers sprouting just outside your window. And suddenly the mere thought of you, your smiling face, feels like a bed of thorns and nettles that he needs to lay in. And the quill in his hand presses harder, making the lines thicker, and he curses his own hand.

‘and your womb will carry the most beautiful girls in the universe.’ 

White hot agony fills you, and for a moment you can swear it is all anger within you trying to claw its way out, yet nothing comes out of you but sobs that wreck your entire body and have you clawing at the sofa in front of you. The cover is a dark teal, you feel cursed for simply touching the color now. Why, why, why, why, why him, why now? Has he been reckless? Has he forgotten the promise?

The edges of the paper are dotted with dark red splotches, and a few dry petals had fallen from the letter when you opened it. This had been found in the pocket on his chest, right over his heart where he thought he would be able to keep you closest to him. None of it mattered now; you clamp a hand over your mouth, your throat hurting raw from how long you spent on the floor like a wilting flower in a storm, your roots not strong enough to help you endure it as they once were.

You curse the world, you curse the tacet discords, you curse the ranger that brought you this letter, and you curse Jiyan for departing, you curse him for not taking you with him.

The world will never feel alive again. 

Ⓒ n0tamused. Do not repost, translate, edit, and/or copy any of my works. Likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated.

[shiny-jr]

ingihyde mc: fuck it we ballin [Emotional Break Down, tears, and “Mc will remember This” Edition]

heartsbyul mc: fuck it we ballin [What the Fuck is Going + Emotional Break Down but make it Funky via Anxiety Editoon]

This so far what I seem to consider these two wet pathetic People failure cats. My little Criminal Meow Meows. One is a emotional stressed out and sad freak and the other is an anxious stressed out coward. I love them both.

To be honest, they're both freaks.

[fanficrocks]

O-M-G…. Little shit indeed!

Snarky Little Shit Saturday: ThrowWayWayBack Edition (Teachers 2002)

(Wait for his reaction at the end)